12/21/11

Out of the mouths of babes


Okay, a friend of mine did a question and answer session with her 6yr old and I thought the answers were hilarious. I decided to steal copy her idea and ask my boys the same questions just to see if I could get a glimpse into their minds. Some of the questions confused Ian a little bit...but hey, he's four!



Ian:
1. How would you describe yourself? I don't know.(OK, that was a tough one)
2. If you could be any animal, what would you be and why? A lion because I like lions.(what a manly animal!)
3. What would be the ideal allowance? And how would you use it? A lot of money and I would keep it in a safe place.(hmmm)
4. What's the grossest thing you can think of? Watermelon because it's sticky feeling.(he loves watermelon so I'm not sure why it's so gross now)
5. What do you want to be when you grow up? A cop so I can get people in trouble. (wow)
6. What do you think makes a person good-looking? Makeup and soft, long hair.(I guess I'm not good looking)
7. What makes you happy? Video games and pasta. (we have a small video game addiction)
8. What's your favorite thing to do with friends? Play video games. (see...told ya!)
9. Do you want to have kids when you grow up? Yes...three.  Two girls named Sweetie and Deanna and one boy named Knuckles. (where does he get this stuff)
10.Name two things we should do as a family. Play together and have a date. (what do you know about dates?)
11. What's the nicest thing you've done for someone? Give them a present like Santa gives presents.(really?)
12. What's one thing you would like to tell your parents? Happy Birthday. (okaaayy)



Evan
1. How would you describe yourself? A boy with short hair and brown eyes. (that pretty much sums it up)
2. If you could be any animal, which one would you be and why? A monkey because he has a funny looking tail. (wasn't expecting that)
3. What would be the ideal allowance? And how would you use it? 50 cents so I can buy me a video game and a Nintendo 3DS. (let's rethink that)
4. What's the grossest thing you can think of? Spiders because they bite and are poisonous. (this is true)
5. What do you want to be when you grow up? A firefighter because I want to help people be protected from fires. (that's pretty much what firefighters do)
6. What do you think makes a person good-looking? Straight, long hair and earrings with a dress.(Ok, what's with the long hair business?)
7. What makes you happy? Video games that have Mario & Luigi (Told you we have a video game obsession)
8. What's your favorite thing to do with friends? Play hop scotch. (really?)
9. Do you want to have kids when you grow up? Yes, Two girls named Peach & Daisy and two boys named Mario & Luigi.(These are all names of characters on video games...told ya we have issues)
10. Name two things we should do on the weekend as a family? Open our gifts on Christmas Eve and have a slumber party. (Sounds like fun, maybe we'll try it)
11. What's the nicest thing you've done for someone? Help them feel better by playing with them when nobody else would. (atta boy!)
12. What's one thing you would like to tell your parents? Mommy, you look pretty and daddy, you look handsome. (Awwww)


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