Evanisms

Evan loves Spongebob Squarepants. It's kind of a disturbing cartoon with more violence and adult humor than I'd like for my kids to be exposed to but atleast he' learning......

Evan: Your ugula is in the back of your throat.
Me: You mean your uvula?
Evan: That's what I said.
Me: No...you said ugula with a 'g' instead of a 'v' (yes I argue with my 4 yr old)
Evan: Well, Spongebob said it keeps food from getting into your nose and getting covered in boogars which might keep you from breathing.
Me: Spongebob said that?!