Are you kidding me?!

While watching television I see Evan scratching his bottom and here's the conversation that follows:

Me: Evan, what are you doing?
Evan: My bottom is itching so I'm scratching it.
Me: Why is it itching?

Evan pulls down his shorts to reveal a wad of toilet tissue stuffed in his underwear

Me: Why is toilet tissue stuffed in your underwear?
Evan: After I boo boo, I put toilet tissue in my underwear so that when I sit down it cleans my butt!
Me: Are you kidding me?


  1. At first I thought you were going to say he had pinworms or something. This is even better...he is hilarious! That sounds like something all men have probably tried or have thought of trying!

  2. No wonder boys end up with skid marks! Gross!

  3. That is hilarious:) LOL!!!!! I just love your blog. I have to say I am a little jealous. I have been jammin to your songs while renovating mine. How do you get that and a ticker on there?


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