Kids Say The Darndest Things

A random conversation in the restroom at Olive Garden:

Evan: Mommy, does Barack Obama snore when he sleeps?
Me: I don't know....ask your father.

After Evan momentarily lost his mind and pulled his pants down in the middle of church service:

Me: Why on earth did you just pull your pants down in the middle of church?
Evan: I don't know. I just wanted to show Kenedi (his 1st crush) my underwear.
Me: WHY!!!!??????

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