Broken Legs

A conversation with Evan who was staring into space while riding in the car:

Me: "What are you thinking about Evan?"

Evan: "I was thinking about if I was in a tornado and broke both of my legs and ended up in a wheelchair. Then you'd have to carry me up the stairs and put me to bed cuz I couldn't walk."

Me: .... Looking at Terrance with a "seriously" look on my face.

Terrance: "It's ok sweetheart...he's normal."